“The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.”—Doug Larson

Category: age

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“The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.”—Douglas Adams

Category: common sense

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“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”—Mark Twain

Category: Congress

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“Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.”—Dale Carnegie

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“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'”—Isaac Asimov

Category: discovery

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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”—Mark Twain

Category: dogs

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“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”—Douglas Adams

Category: dreams

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“The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.”—Homer

Category: drinking

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“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”—W. C. Fields

Category: drinking

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“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”—Napoleon Bonaparte

Category: enemies

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“The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.”—Ayn Rand

Category: evil

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“To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will bring one to that goal, and then hold to that action till the goal is reached. The key is action.”—Michael Hanson

Category: goals

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“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”—Will Rogers

Category: government

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“Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.”—Agatha Christie

Category: habits

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“If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.”—Mark Twain

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“He that lives upon hope will die fasting.”—Benjamin Franklin

Category: hope

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“If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.”—Isaac Asimov

Category: ignorance

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“You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”—Mark Twain

Category: imagination

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“Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices, but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence and fulfills the duty to express the results of his thought in clear form.”—Albert Einstein

Category: intelligence

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“I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.”—Woodrow Wilson

Category: intelligence

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